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PostSubject: Dirty Jokes - Updated   Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:52 pm

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss A, Miss M and Miss S were being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
Miss A : Lamp
Miss S : Light bulb
Miss M : LADIO
Judge : No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L"
Miss A: Lion
Miss S: Leopard
Miss M: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"
Miss A: Lexus
Miss S: Lamborghini
Miss M: Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"
Miss A: Lemon
Miss S: Lychee
Miss M , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss M should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss M was having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"
Miss A: Lung (applause)
Miss S: Liver (even more applause)
Miss M: LAN CIAU

The Judges fainted..!!!


geek geek geek

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PostSubject: Re: Dirty Jokes - Updated   Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:28 pm

haha.. the 1st and the 3rd one is really funny.

thanks for sharing.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirty Jokes - Updated   Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:43 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing .........................
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PostSubject: Re: Dirty Jokes - Updated   Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:52 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dirty Jokes - Updated   Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:59 pm

I like the first one, =D

Poor guy ;P
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PostSubject: Re: Dirty Jokes - Updated   Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:33 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dirty Jokes - Updated   Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:04 am

Thanks for sharing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Dirty Jokes - Updated   Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:52 pm

nice one! brightens up my day!~ sunny
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PostSubject: Re: Dirty Jokes - Updated   Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:22 pm

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